Fucking nothing

Hajir Lesani

Feb 14, 2026

What are you doing? Fucking nothing (jesture)

🏷️wordplay🏷️adult-humor🏷️crude-humor🏷️one-liner

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Hajir Lesani

What do you call an overweight Chinese person? Wonton.

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Hajir Lesani

Your mama is so fat that when she got on a scale it said, "I need your weight, not your damn phone number."

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Hajir Lesani

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas what farms c sells?

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