Weather and Vagina Riddle

Hajir Lesani

Apr 15, 2026

What does the weather and a vagina have in common? When it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Hajir Lesani

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten. Tentickles.

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Hajir Lesani

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend? All the good ones are taken, so you just stick it in the disabled one and hope no one finds out.

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Hajir Lesani

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas what farms c sells?

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