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Lost His Car

Hajir Lesani

What do you call a guy who lost his car? CARLOS

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Hard Tea to Swallow

Hajir Lesani

What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow? Reali-tea

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Asians Good at Math

Hajir Lesani

Why are Asians so good at their math? Because their dogs can't eat their homework

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راز کتری

Hajir Lesani

وقتی به یه کتری یه رازی زو میگن، میگه به هیچکی نمیگم قول قول قول قول

🏷️wordplay🏷️dad-jokes🏷️everyday-objects🏷️فارسی🎭Puns & Wordplay

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The Italian Chef who died

Hajir Lesani

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way..

🏷️wordplay🏷️chef joke🏷️dad-joke🏷️food humor🏷️pun

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Fucking nothing

Hajir Lesani

What are you doing? Fucking nothing (jesture)

🏷️wordplay🏷️adult-humor🏷️crude-humor🏷️one-liner

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Measuring Hertz

Hajir Lesani

I just injured myself... measuring radio frequencies. It still Hertz.

Instagram

🏷️wordplay🏷️dad-joke🏷️science-humor🏷️pun

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The Naughty Letter

Hajir Lesani

Why was the letter E the only letter to get a gift from Santa? Because the other letters were NotE.

🏷️wordplay🏷️dad-joke🏷️family-friendly🏷️christmas🏷️pun

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A Good Thing Ruined by a Period

Hajir Lesani

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

Instagram

🏷️wordplay🏷️innuendo🏷️quick-wit🏷️adult-humor🎭Puns & Wordplay

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Santa's Sack

Hajir Lesani

Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he comes once a year.

🏷️wordplay🏷️christmas🏷️double-entendre🏷️adult-humor

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Fish no eye

Hajir Lesani

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!

🏷️wordplay🏷️dad-jokes🏷️silly🏷️one-liner🎭Puns & Wordplay

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Construction Joke

Hajir Lesani

Wanna hear a construction joke? You have to wait a second, I'm still working on it...

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