Top Jokes

What do you call a guy who lost his car? CARLOS

What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow? Reali-tea

Why are Asians so good at their math? Because their dogs can't eat their homework

وقتی به یه کتری یه رازی زو میگن، میگه به هیچکی نمیگم قول قول قول قول

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way..

You know why you can't trust the stairs? Cause they're always up to something.

What are you doing? Fucking nothing (jesture)

I just injured myself... measuring radio frequencies. It still Hertz.

Why was the letter E the only letter to get a gift from Santa? Because the other letters were NotE.

میدونستی گیاهخوارا وقتی پارتی میگیرن چی گوش میکنن؟ وِگان.

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he comes once a year.