Top Jokes

What do you call a guy who lost his car? CARLOS

What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow? Reali-tea

Why are Asians so good at their math? Because their dogs can't eat their homework

وقتی به یه کتری یه رازی زو میگن، میگه به هیچکی نمیگم قول قول قول قول

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way..

What are you doing? Fucking nothing (jesture)

Why was the letter E the only letter to get a gift from Santa? Because the other letters were NotE.

Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he comes once a year.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!

Wanna hear a construction joke? You have to wait a second, I'm still working on it...

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

They say that drinking milk makes you stronger. Okay, drink five glasses of milk and try to move a wall. Now, drink five glasses of vodka, the wall moves on its own.