Angry sheep and cow

Hajir Lesani

Jan 18, 2026

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? Well, you get two animals that are in a baaaad mooooood.

🏷️wordplay🏷️sheep🏷️animal-humor🏷️dad-joke🏷️pun

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Hajir Lesani

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas what farms c sells?

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Hajir Lesani

What do you call an overweight Chinese person? Wonton.

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Hajir Lesani

How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair? He cuts holes in his pockets.

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