The Wonton Pun

Hajir Lesani

Feb 5, 2026

What do you call an overweight Chinese person? Wonton.

🏷️wordplay🏷️dad-joke🏷️cultural🏷️food humor🏷️pun

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Hajir Lesani

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas what farms c sells?

🏷️wordplay🏷️dad-joke🏷️riddle🏷️pun

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Hajir Lesani

What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and an angry cow? Well, you get two animals that are in a baaaad mooooood.

🏷️wordplay🏷️sheep🏷️animal-humor🏷️dad-joke🏷️pun

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Hajir Lesani

How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair? He cuts holes in his pockets.

🏷️dad-joke🏷️bald🏷️sarcasm🏷️hair🏷️pun

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