Yo Mama's Phone Number on the Scale

Hajir Lesani

Feb 4, 2026

Your mama is so fat that when she got on a scale it said, "I need your weight, not your damn phone number."

🏷️weight🏷️fat jokes🏷️Yo Mama🏷️insults🏷️one-liner

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Hajir Lesani

What do British people say when they're worried about you? UK.

🏷️wordplay🏷️British-humor🏷️couple-jokes🏷️one-liner🎭Puns & Wordplay

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Hajir Lesani

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

🏷️physical comedy🏷️fat jokes🏷️Yo Mama🏷️one-liner

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Hajir Lesani

What does the Twin Towers and genders have in common? When we were kids, there were two of them.

🏷️controversial🏷️adult-humor🏷️one-liner💀Dark Humor

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