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People of Dubai don't like The Flintstones, but people of Abu Dhabi do.

The dad cuts himself and yells "shit." The kid asks, "dad, what's shit?" "Oh it's shaving cream." The kid says "ok" and runs around again. He goes into the kitchen and his mom is cutting the turkey. She cuts herself with a knife and says "fuck." The kid asks, "mom, what's fuck?" "Umm cutting the turkey honey." Kid says "ok" and runs around again. The doorbell rings and the mom yells out "the assholes are here!" Kid asks, "who are the assholes?" "Your grandparents honey. Go open the door." The kid opens the door and says "Hi assholes. Dad's upstairs putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."