Parking like a Girlfriend

Hajir Lesani

Feb 23, 2026

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend? All the good ones are taken, so you just stick it in the disabled one and hope no one finds out.

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Hajir Lesani

What you call a lesbian on fire? An lgbbq

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Hajir Lesani

What's difference between acne and priest? Acne waits till you're teenager to come on your face

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Hajir Lesani

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.

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